An Epigram is a brief, clever, and usually memorable statement. [wikipedia]
The restaurant across the street has gone out of business. I will miss wondering how it stays open.
There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front of my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him.
Oh you kids these days. I can't tell which one is a hipster and which one's a hobo. You're all wearing beards, plaid, and riding a bike.Fun!
